My Or-G.A.S.A.N.

Seems we are all drowning in advice.

Keep in mind a big chunk of that word is vice.

While forest bathing might be good for you, is showering your being with nefarious negative ions? Fear not. Negative ions are good for you too. Allegedly.

I have been urban bathing most of my life, except for a decade and a half residing in a more bucolic setting. Now I found that a bit too narrow of a bandwidth experience. In other words, I found my GASAN was not as rich out over yonder as the everything, everywhere, all at once particle flow of urban bathing. So I got my butt back to the city where I belong. Don’t get me wrong. I still enjoy a good negative ion pummeling from time to time in small doses. I get that molecular abuse when visiting the more pastoral settings that my city and my suburbs have on offer.

Mine. Mine. Mine.

So you can keep your negative ions because I much prefer doin’ the ….

My Advice

Take an electron. Leave an electron. But keep your filthy protons to yourself

me

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