Taking what life throws at me one pitch at a time
When everything seems superfluous
Nothing could be more succinct
Than a well placed pejorative
To punctuate the current buffoonery
Put on display for the world to see
By the bloated corrupt personification
Of everything that’s wrong with us
“Oh fuddles!” Say I.
“Fuddles!”
my unreasonable expectations
have often spun me up with
irrational exuberance
While:
my irrational exuberance
has often spun me up with
unreasonable expectations
Looks like we have currently fallen into a deadfall trap
Set for us by foes with an espionage dead drop tactic
Often used by a certain erstwhile cold war nemesis
Now fully embraced by our corporate overlords
As the only fully recognized and endorsed brotherhood
Wholeheartedly encouraged by our current administration
All of whom are charter and founding members of
The Villains, Thieves, and Scoundrels Union (Local 12)
A moment with this prompt to savour one of my Favourite cartoons
By knowing there is no such thing as certainty
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RDP Thursday! Meander!
Sal Meander
The lounge lizard
Dilly Dally
The blue tongued skink
Went out on the town
For a clandestine slink
Snuggled in a dark back booth
At The Bearded Dragon Bar
They ordered their favorite drink
A straight up Aqua-Iguanatini
Made with Mezcal Worm Vermouth
The night ended just like you think
Being relegated
To the Husky Boys size section
For back to school clothing
Early pigeonhole stuffing
Into the Chunk Brigade
Unintentional microaggressions
From catalogs of yore
To current online shopping
The horror persists
a portmanteau storm of cattywampus
washed up on a sandbox in Catmandu county
feline delectimus défectuepuss
concerning litterbox cattiquette
used by the tigerlilly tabby
with de rigueurpurr felid indifference
for the calicokittykat copycat
resulting in a catastrophic catfrontation
