Why yes. Yes I am a cereal offender. Worse yet I was a cereal eater. I confess. I have mixed Coco Puffs with Fruity Pebbles. I’ve cut Fruit Loops with Rice Krinkles. I’ve snapped crackled and popped into my bowl Sugar Smacks on street corners and dank alleyways of my town. Even licked the frog for an extra jolt. It was GREAT!!!!. That was until I got Apple Jacked one cold and rainy night in an gangway So I sailed with Captain Crunch to Toucan Sam’s tropical island and have even stolen a leprechaun’s magically delicious Lucky Charms.
I am a serial cereal offender.
But I have seen the light. Now I resided on Keto Island, where Keto and I fight crime. Well Keto fights crime. I just sus things out and he drives. I am The Green Honey Comb. Bwah Ha Ha
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A Scroll Threw Life 
Hilarious! Did you know the Quaker Oats guy is named Larry? Snap, crackle and pop on that for a while. 😉
I did not know that. Next time I see him on a container I know I will be thinking, “That’s one bad hat Larry.” 😁
Supposedly, only those ‘in the know’ are aware of his name. Consider us the chosen few.
I love fruity pebbles. I am not a mixer through, I do find that cereal offensive.