1. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a flyover did not eggsxist 2. Why are eggs oval in shape? Because if they were square it would be an eggsistential threat 3. Who said Humpty Dumpty was an egg? Upon advice of my attorney I take the fifth eggmenment 4. What is fumigate? What will be needed once our coop's eggosystem crashes in on itself 5. What is a wuss? Wet cloth used to wipe the eggxtra yoke off your puss 6. What is a spotter? One with eggstremely sharp eyesight 7. What is the speed of light? Eggstrodinarily fast wave and particle scramble to fly the coop 8. What is a hangover? The price of overtly eggregious consumption 9. What is a grammy? What you get with eggsentialy 28.3495 ounceys 10.What is lycra? It's all about how you lycra your eggs
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This is so clever Pete! Thanks for joining in today. Great stuff.
Thank you. It’s not often I get to use my eggcabulary🥚
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Eggsactly the kind of jokes that crack me up! 😂🥚🍳
hee hee I like all the ‘egg’ answers, especially # 9 🙂
Thank you so much. That’s eggsxactly what I was hoping for 🥚