For most of my life It ran in strict parallel Within it's privileged shell
Course change late strife Dragged its slimy trail To intersect our tale
It proceeded to foist Mealy mouthed and moist It's fetid festering soul
A global hairy mole No channel change Can stop the strange
Geezer cynic shouts "Let's get ready to grumble!" Complaining ensues
first mash them all up heat and serve in a big bowl fresh hot tea peas soup
And then I heard that grapes were just hemorrhoids on a stick. Put me right off wine for a while.
Statistically I may have twenty years. That's because I'm the luckiest man in the world. But all the things i learned in my first twenty years were the best. So the best is yet to come.
Dammit. Went food shopping this morning and bought…you guessed it. Grapes.
Sorry. I guess I should have put a trigger warning on yesterday’s dread ☹
It made me laugh, though. I’d not bought grapes in a while, so kind of ironic the timing of the purchase/post.