"I wonder if it's true that a buttered slice of toast always lands buttered side down?" She leered back at me over the breakfast table and winked. "Wanna find out?" People our age had no business behaving that way, but we put that mornings inspiration to the test for a spell. Someday I'll Google that question. But I did not then and I will not now. Some mysteries of the universe are left to be explored over and over again. The buttering of the toast can be wonderful and messy. Surprising and surpassing expectations. Not a chore, but a delight. Whether morning or night, my little toaster would often pop up when least expected, delivering a surface for that delicious spread. Toast is fine. But Biscuit was different. Since I've never heard of a buttered biscuit theory I can only imagine you never can know which side a buttered biscuit will land on; so you just have to roll around for bit. Or a bite. Or a bit of a bite. That was the way of the Biscuit.
Biscuit Bolero
Now please pass the toast and for heavens sake be careful.
The Kinkster! I have read so many of his books. This song–and Ruth Buzzi–are as hilarious as his style of writing. Thanks for this–I’d not seen it before.
Plus Richard Moll who played Bull on Night Court. Three of my favorites.
A Scroll Threw Life 
Famous Southern saying: “Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.”
This was a song that always made me laugh
The Kinkster! I have read so many of his books. This song–and Ruth Buzzi–are as hilarious as his style of writing. Thanks for this–I’d not seen it before.
Plus Richard Moll who played Bull on Night Court. Three of my favorites.
I thought that was him! Yup, three greats.