Kit and caboodle
All part of the bamboozle
Oodles and oodles
Time to use my old noodle
and get out of here.Toodles
Use Your Noodle
Category: blog
Toots and Twaddle 2
you never see the
pillow coming before the
night that has no dawn
🎼 I'm looking over
A short billed plover. That I've
never seen before🎵
nothing under her
sable coat, boss man's wife sent
my ardor soaring
The carrot loves you.
Now the trick is to make friends
with the big bad stick.
Albino lizard
Goes by the name of Blizzard
Slithers o're the land
Early mourn dream gap
I hear the boneyard dog howl.
Not now big bad hound.
belief in the flat
earth balanced on a radish
in the middle rules
When the acid rain
Makes the fields start to fizz
The plop plop should come
Goeth Before
Let's start the bonfire
of the Vanities with the
number one hit. Pride
Infusion
Pay good money for
A plastic water bottle
Filled from an aquifer
To very the brim with
One thing for sure
Micro plastic infused
Death skiffs reused
Bass ackward spelled
Naive labeled as Evian
More Sugar!
Why yes. Yes I am a cereal offender. Worse yet I was a cereal eater. I confess. I have mixed Coco Puffs with Fruity Pebbles. I’ve cut Fruit Loops with Rice Krinkles. I’ve snapped crackled and popped into my bowl Sugar Smacks on street corners and dank alleyways of my town. Even licked the frog for an extra jolt. It was GREAT!!!!. That was until I got Apple Jacked one cold and rainy night in an gangway So I sailed with Captain Crunch to Toucan Sam’s tropical island and have even stolen a leprechaun’s magically delicious Lucky Charms.
I am a serial cereal offender.
But I have seen the light. Now I resided on Keto Island, where Keto and I fight crime. Well Keto fights crime. I just sus things out and he drives. I am The Green Honey Comb. Bwah Ha Ha
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Adrift
Toots and Twaddle 1
a gentle rooster
bursting sounds like an unsure
cock-a-doodle-doo
Quince will make you wince
No matter how fine you mince
Better off to smash
🎼I like to ride my
icicle 🎵 I like to ride
my ice. 🎶 😣Oof!!! Chilly🥶
In my cellular drive for entropy
Whether I like it or not
All things eventually rot
Consume
Eliminate
Reproduce
Maybe win a trophy
With a human face
For stacking things
On top of other things
Just trying to leave a trace
Poe smoking Raven?
Said the white rabbit de jour
Still nevermore sure
Tea
the tea has been spilled
relations have nicely chilled
the marriage was killed
Merry Christmas Now !
Smell that. Love the smell
of Christmas in the morning!
It smells like....manger
Warriors
Ah the good old days. When friends would come down the gangway and shout:
“Yo Pete….er, come out and play!”
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