Hey!
Looky what I was fed
On my YouTube feed
Today
I do
I do I do I do
Love onions
I have been told that I use onions
Where no onions have been used before
But I wonder
Did YouTube’s
Algorithm alchemy
Feed me that video
Because I watched this video
Category: RDP
Enchantment
Next
Que
Cue
Queue?
I’ll refrain from sounding it out in ‘Merican
By shouting Quweyyy! As in Sooie!
So push your snout to the trough
Squeal away to the head of the queue
But get a clue
Whatever you do
Don’t miss your cue
Or you’ll have to sue
Pecking order sorted by brute force
Not a kinder or gentler course
Stampedes are the wurst
There I ago makin’ sausage agin
Divine right of kings
Royal schmoyal bling
Invisible caste system test
Visible caste system’s fest
Modern civilization delivers most
To the back of histories queue
A cue for the future queue
As sheep with out a clue
But no butting
As kids called line cutting
Now get in line and stop your whining
Because the uncivilized entitled
Need to gobble their fill
Of inhumanities fine dining
Time to take your organizing pill
Because queue courtesy is vital still
Macro Micro
Results May Vary
Recipe to turn a typical day
Into an atypical day:
Pour in your noggin
Monkey brain chatter
Lizard brain chatter
Right and left brain crosstalk
Add all your favorite savory
Cognitive biases and fallacies to taste
Fold in concentrated confirmation bias
Now fuel that with some chemicals
Prescribed or otherwise
Heat up with opinion of pundits dujour
Bring ingredients to a rolling boil
Now go do something
Even if it’s wrong
Viola!
Oopsie daisy. Just another typical day.
Well, that’s the way the cookie crumbles
Founding Pirates
Lest we forget, since antiquity when The Sea Peoples came rolling up on your shores, you knew you were in big trouble. Or at least you found out quick like a bunny.
When everyone is running a criminal enterprise, no one is. Land of the free. Home of the criminal enterprise. But pirates are old timey romanticized criminal enterprises. Still more recent, the Lincoln Park pirates here in sweet home Chicago.
🎶Weigh! Hey! Tow em away 🎶
Meanwhile let us all give thanks for those hours of pirated music, videos, and intellectual properties that still circulate the dark webs; while A.I. pirates everything in the world that you can possibly imagine.
Okay, now hold your tongue and say, “I was born on a pirate ship.”
Yo Ho Ho
Pierre LaFoote
Pfft You Were Gone
my missing part was
smashed twixt a taxi bumper
and a bus stop pole
Bustering
Balling up Highway 32
In a 1967 442 Blue convertible
With my Bruise crew
Looking for some Blatz
Blitzing through Wisconsin
Barreling towards the Kiel Over Inn
Blasting ZZ Top
Beer Drinkers and Hellraisers
On the 8 track Box
Bowled into Kiel
Looking for some Brews
As Driving While Blind Banged on
The Fuzz Busted us
And Barked Bad Boys Bad Boys
What’s all this Brouhaha?
Top Cat Scat
Itten bitten little kitten
have a herringbone
trombone with righteous timbre
to play a caterwauling concert.
Though it takes a lot to laugh,
It takes a train to cry.
So don’t squash that dwarf,
hand me the pliers.
Not a cat but a textbook
on how to tune a piano,
not tune a fish.
The confuse a cat
railroad trestle catastrophe
has gone big bada boom
and the Chattanooga choo choo
will never chuga chug again
Now that the pump don’t work
cause the vandals stole the handle
So look out kitty in
the cats in the cradle
with the silver spoon
All watched over
by machines of loving grace
perched above us
in the catbird seat
reading up on foliables
for feline domesticus
as the textbooks say
with a cornucopia
of tuneziz that croonziz
and phrases that payziz
that can haziz chezzburgerziz
Calling All Angles
No neck bauble bobble
Or woowoo bling blang
Crystals Quarts or shorts
Triangulation is my touchstone
No circles for me
They just go in circles
Parallelogram lines never meet
They just predictably cross each other
Trigon you crazy diamond
Polygon Octagon Tetragon
Pentagon Hexagon All be gone
Straight lines are an infinite bore
Don’t get me started on wavy lines
🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺
Triangles are my only talisman
🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺
So many angles
Obtuse angles
Reflex angles
Zero Acute Right Complete
Angles of our better nature
Everyone needs an angle
Deflection Reflection Tangents
Glorious avoidance at it’s finest
Universal Pyramid Scheme University
Motto is and always has been
Everything is okay until it isn’t
A Scroll Threw Life 