Ambivalent or #Lackadaisical maybe Just plain lazybones
#treppenwitz
Random German dude loitering on a staircase: “Wie geht’s dir?”
Me: “The gates are okay but the hinges are rusty.
While it seems the past years Have been taken by the boom Of a loud fat buzzing #Mosquito In the room
Thank glorious insectile overlords For the power, wisdom, and pique To mute endless media harangue of Blather and Squeak
A #yakamoz lycanthrope May be good looking But in reality is but a Sneaking slinking skulking Weak sad sack reflection Of a full furred howling Drooling biting snarling Genuine issue werewolf
You liked the big lie? Well step right up for this year's extra #jumbo lie.
This person
Up
On a platform
Preening
Like a bloated budgie
In front of a mirror
Not #cute
Not #gigil
Just #sad
What's that trickling down? #Sugar coat it all you wish. It still amounts to thinly glazed aerated pure weasel sputum on a stick
Low expectations Have kept me #flexible now In spite of myself I can bend backward while I'm Looking at me in the void
From towering white pines to unusual beach species. Predacious bog plants to native prairie grasses. The plant diversity was outstanding in front of our dune home. Diverse #garden terrain wiped out for a sloping lawn to serve the spouse aesthetic. My biggest regret.
P.S. Good thing the promise of a television commercial free pay cable and / or satellite and / or internet television diversion delivery system was another hoax perpetrated on the consumer or I never would have found this pharmaceutical rabbit hole to send more dollars down.
Woe be unto him who tried to foist any New items on him. Perish the thought of Improved items as well. Same for Deluxe. Limited begone. Nope. He wanted the Original.
He was the purist goalie in the family. Try to get anything past him that was not what he considered original, from BBQ sauce to Kraft Italian salad dressing, and the howls could be heard to the Original high heavens.
Anything other than cheese and meat on a burger was grounds to ban that McDonald’s from his Original list. With an added Original pox upon the hapless server who served it up in such an Unoriginal fashion to him.
He was indeed the embodiment of the Original Sin.
He was a terrible consumer in training and the nightmare of all fiduciaries of our growth fetishistic enterprises and nation.
But after years in front of the television soaking in commercials, online Ad culture, and peer pressure he came around as all good potential productivity pods do. Now number one son wants everything new and improved in the world you can possibly imagine.
But since he is one of the Original Millennials he may be too late since the Original promise of trickle down has already been lapped up, swallowed , and sent elsewhere.
Maybe someone has an Original idea to solve this.
I haven’t heard it.
I have observed a lot of very Unoriginal silliness in between the TV commercials, Ad Banners, and pop up ads however.
So I hope he still only wants cheese and meat on his burger.
A Scroll Threw Life 