The
Best feature of the Internet
Is
From contrary contradiction
To
Highly hyperbolic hypocrisy
From
Sophistic soliloquizing
With
Vestigial verbal vertigo
Leaves
My usual Irish goodbye
Closer
Than the nearest door
Just
A power down click away
Category: postaday
Panacea Plate
What's for lunch?
A Panacea sandwich
On Pumpernickel
Topped with a creamy
Slice of cheesy Prosecco
Washed down with
A chilled glass of Prosciutto
A gastronomic misadventure
Gourmet sammitch
That will cure everything that ails you

Not Actual Panacea Sandwich
Duck
One is capable of flight
One knows it can't fly

He took a duck in the face
At two hundred and fifty knots
William Gibson knew that
He didn't warn Fabio
Because his book came out after the fact
But it became a survival mantra nonetheless
Even if that Pattern Recognition just won't fly
Remember to...
Seems like time for a refresher
These days we are not so much free to fly
But must be prepared to...
Feeling more like a sitting...

#YIKES
Shopping Trips
Where can you reduce clutter in your life?
Every time I think of buying something I ask myself if I really need this McGuffin in my life, or just want it. That loses much of life’s baggage even before I have to tote it around with me.

Home

If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say?
Firesign Theatre
If You Lived Here You Would Be Home By Now
Juggle
Do you spend more time thinking about the future or the past? Why?

Neither future nor past.
I have my hands full with now.
Deeeeeeluxe
What is your all time favorite automobile?

A Noun In Time
Same Ol Same Ol

Share what you know about the year you were born.
The year was 1956
The month was January
I was very young at the time
So I don't remember nuthin'
Just hearsay and innuendo after the fact
But I'll bet you half a peach
It was filled with a percentage of humans
Carrying on the human tradition
Of humans taking other humans stuff
By whatever means necessary
While justifying the activity
By whatever means necessary
Just like today
Give or take a percentage point or two
Cynics Corner


