Taking what life throws at me one pitch at a time
Rubber Humbug Fairy Bumper
Seeing as that was the intriguing heading on the email sent to me from an unknown email address; I had to ask myself…
“Self, is this spam or an ad for illegal subversive pixie dust?”
“Or just a poorly executed tongue twister?”
The
Best feature of the Internet
Is
From contrary contradiction
To
Highly hyperbolic hypocrisy
From
Sophistic soliloquizing
With
Vestigial verbal vertigo
Leaves
My usual Irish goodbye
Closer
Than the nearest door
Just
A power down click away
Rainwater and grain alcohol, to protect my precious bodily fluids
I’ll be Presidential and take the 5th for intentional and unintentional
Make it mandatory that those making the laws, enforcing the laws, and adjudicating the laws; follow those laws.
What's for lunch?
A Panacea sandwich
On Pumpernickel
Topped with a creamy
Slice of cheesy Prosecco
Washed down with
A chilled glass of Prosciutto
A gastronomic misadventure
Gourmet sammitch
That will cure everything that ails you
Not Actual Panacea Sandwich
Like the Late Bronze Age
Civilization collapses
Another one will rise
Something new will then happen
Slowly as something different
An older girl from the neighborhood I grew up in; whose real name was Candy. She volunteered as a Candystriper at the hospital. An early crush that still makes me smile 😊
Realization of how time flies and keeps flying faster hour by hour, minute by minute, second by second.
One is capable of flight
One knows it can't fly
He took a duck in the face
At two hundred and fifty knots
William Gibson knew that
He didn't warn Fabio
Because his book came out after the fact
But it became a survival mantra nonetheless
Even if that Pattern Recognition just won't fly
Remember to...
Seems like time for a refresher
These days we are not so much free to fly
But must be prepared to...
Feeling more like a sitting...
#YIKES
A Scroll Threw Life 