talking ’bout the Mu Mu

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Fibbing Friday 29th September

1. Wedge Looks like a pair of tighty whities, pulled back over your scalp and forehead, with the front pulled over your chin. Improvised from traditional wedgie.

2. Mohican The last hair style you will ever wear

3. French Plait Looks like you’re wearing a serving of stinky cheese, snails, and wine on your head.

4. Pageboy Makes you look like Mr Philip Morris’s little friend

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5. Bouffant Aunt Bee’s real last name and precursor to her invention of the beehive hairstyle

6. Pixie Where the dandruff flakes fall like the dust of the fae

7. Bob Looks the same from the front to the back, aka Palindrome Cut

8. Crew Cut Wear only when you’re down with the crew crew talking ’bout the Mu Mu

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9. Buzz cut What to wear when you go to the moon and live in low gravity for infinity and beyond.

10. Bunches aka Cornucopia, Carmen MIranda’s horn of plenty turned over on your head.

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The Comfy Mind

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RDP Tuesday: Theodore, where’s Chippy?

Outside I am a crusty broken down bag of bones covered in wasting compostable organic matter seasoned with a variety of toxic and / or inert chemicals my lifetime on this planet has exposed me to or I have ingested willingly.

/╲/\╭(•‿•)╮/\╱\

But in my latibule I am a sleek deep purple polyhedron with ultra smooth sides meeting at multiple pleasingly beveled edges; all while plugged into the ether with my zircon encrusted umbilicus to communicate directly to proximity friendly receptive minds. It’s dark, cool, and immutably implausible in here, yet here I am.

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Craiyon

For Whom the Fib Tolls

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Fibbing Friday: 22nd September

1. The Parent Trap AKA Reproduction For Dummies
2. The Incredible Journey when I walk into a room and know exactly why I walked in there
3. Aladdin and his little teapot short and stout gave magic carpet rides (nudge nudge wink wink)
4. Mission Impossible More like MIssion (don’t try this at home) Improbable
5. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest But it was a boomerang so it came right back
6. The Wind in the Willows “It wasn’t me” frantically pointing at the dog.
7. Underworld Overworld and a 6 point spread
8. Legally Blonde Nope definitely an unreformed criminal bleach bottle raven haired wench
9. The Terminator even though the franchise keeps goin’ and goin’ and goin’…
10. The Love Bug was her pet name for STDs

My Or-G.A.S.A.N.

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Let’s hear it, RDP!

Seems we are all drowning in advice.

Keep in mind a big chunk of that word is vice.

Forest Bathing: A Growing Japanese Trend

While forest bathing might be good for you, is showering your being with nefarious negative ions? Fear not. Negative ions are good for you too. Allegedly.

Craiyon

I have been urban bathing most of my life, except for a decade and a half residing in a more bucolic setting. Now I found that a bit too narrow of a bandwidth experience. In other words, I found my GASAN was not as rich out over yonder as the everything, everywhere, all at once particle flow of urban bathing. So I got my butt back to the city where I belong. Don’t get me wrong. I still enjoy a good negative ion pummeling from time to time in small doses. I get that molecular abuse when visiting the more pastoral settings that my city and my suburbs have on offer.

Mine. Mine. Mine.

So you can keep your negative ions because I much prefer doin’ the ….

My Advice

Take an electron. Leave an electron. But keep your filthy protons to yourself

me