Top Cat Scat

Itten bitten little kitten
have a herringbone
trombone with righteous timbre
to play a caterwauling concert.
Though it takes a lot to laugh,
It takes a train to cry.
So don’t squash that dwarf,
hand me the pliers.
Not a cat but a textbook
on how to tune a piano,
not tune a fish.
The confuse a cat
railroad trestle catastrophe
has gone big bada boom
and the Chattanooga choo choo
will never chuga chug again
Now that the pump don’t work
cause the vandals stole the handle
So look out kitty in
the cats in the cradle
with the silver spoon
All watched over
by machines of loving grace
perched above us
in the catbird seat
reading up on foliables
for feline domesticus
as the textbooks say
with a cornucopia
of tuneziz that croonziz
and phrases that payziz
that can haziz chezzburgerziz

Calling All Angles

ambientdread

No neck bauble bobble
Or woowoo bling blang
Crystals Quarts or shorts
Triangulation is my touchstone


No circles for me
They just go in circles
Parallelogram lines never meet
They just predictably cross each other


Trigon you crazy diamond
Polygon Octagon Tetragon
Pentagon Hexagon All be gone


Straight lines are an infinite bore
Don’t get me started on wavy lines

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Triangles are my only talisman

๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ

So many angles
Obtuse angles
Reflex angles
Zero Acute Right Complete
Angles of our better nature


Everyone needs an angle
Deflection Reflection Tangents
Glorious avoidance at it’s finest
Universal Pyramid Scheme University
Motto is and always has been
Everything is okay until it isn’t

Alley OOP

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Barglefloop floop
Floop
Floop floop
There’s some bots on the Internet that we all know
Barglefloop floop
Floop
Floop floop
Watch that tricky algorithm go man go
Barglefloop floop
Floop
Floop floop
Don’t need nothing but our human brain input
Barglefloop floop
Floop
Floop floop
This buggy A.I.’s name is Barglefloop
Barglefloop floop
Floop
Floop floop
Driven by human beings hidden foibles
Barglefloop floop
Floop
Floop floop
Games our gullible gulaliblity everyday
Barglefloop floop
Floop
Floop floop
Got a big heaping helping of computer power
Barglefloop floop
Floop
Floop floop
Infecting our cyber punk data by the hour
Barglefloop
Manipulating viral matrix time
Barglefloop
Fooling fools and the wise alike
Barglefloop
Crashing credible credibility
Look at that A.I. goooooo๐ŸŽต

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Yikegeist

Which is different from Friday neurosesโ€ฆ The word for today is neuroses. I once had a friend who said โ€” possibly joking โ€” that without neuroses, heโ€™d have no personality. Create a post using this prompt. Photos, Artwork, Poetry, Short Storyโ€ฆthe options are limitless and then link to this page. Please tag your post โ€œRDPโ€ [โ€ฆ]

Friday! Neuroses!

if psychosis is
narcissistic neurosis
then today’s zeitgeist
would clearly be neurotic
in the time of psychosis