If you step on mine Then I'll have to step on yours Life in a minefield
Unsteady hands with a key Leaves many scratches to see On the escutcheon That protects the truncheon Behind the locked door That can break the glass In case of emergency
I wear an escutcheon Over my head to protect My many stimuli keyholes From falsehood formed truncheon
Metal escutcheon Around perception keyhole Is scratched and pitted From inanities truncheon Efforts to unlock function
Evil was seeping Torture attic was weeping Eaves dripping with red
Late Friday Night Just turned nineteen That sweet spot in time The four years Beer and wine drinking age Dropped just in time Now legal for a change My now erstwhile crew Would roll into Scatscio's For a pitcher or two Plus a marginal pizza That left the roof of your mouth Burned but satisfied Hugo would tickle the ivories In this ersatz piano lounge My introduction to Adult late night entertainment Just about the time This song appeared On the FM radio playlist
Scatscio's was in A large frame house Transformed into A neighborhood lounge I don't remember Which of our crew discovered The pair of blue boxer shorts Under a square piece Of loose particle board Lying on the floor In the upstairs terlet
But for many years When going to hear Hugo For a quaff and a munch One of us was compelled To do the underpants check By lifting the board For a peek and a giggle The blue boxers stayed Silent and persistently present Under a particle board Lying on the floor Of the piano lounge terlet
half a walnut shell of water for fiddleheads just enough to curl
bound with a ribbon wrapped in the ties that bind them couples secret bond
Thursday night caprice A warm up for the weekend Full tilt boogie buzz
Slamming the Royal Seal into the melted wax on another proclamation, His Nibs said in a guttural growl. “The only folk dance I am not allergic to is the polka. Others are too similar to my haphazard full bodied gesticulating hand jive which I use to hypnotize people into buying snake oil.
Growing up in a household where the adults where born respectively in 1881, 1906, and 1916; this was not only high comedy but a self help recording. So stop whining, here’s some Merthiolate to put on your boo boo, and go back out to play. Don’t come back until the street lamps go on. The only onerous was on me.