1. What is poppycock? Opium addiction male sexual dysfunction symptom
2. How did the word nincompoop originate? Little ninny ponies that missed the compost pile
3. What is a rolodex? Duct tape rolling on the poop deck of a tramp steamer.
4. What is a Chimera? Fancy plates made of mirrors.
5. What is Playdoh? Homer Simpsons favorite childhood toy
6. What is a gingernut? A redheads ecstatic discharge.
7. Where will you find a sphinx? Right next to the one that went missing
8. What is a hypothesis? A made up proposal put forth to confuse a hypochondriac cat brides.
9. What is a pentadecagon? A Cajun acting out from pent up rage due to a lack of good rue.
10. What made the Mona Lisa smile? One thing for sure, it’s not what she has up her sleeve.
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