Kit and caboodle
All part of the bamboozle
Oodles and oodles
Time to use my old noodle
and get out of here.Toodles

Taking what life throws at me one pitch at a time
Kit and caboodle
All part of the bamboozle
Oodles and oodles
Time to use my old noodle
and get out of here.Toodles


you never see the
pillow coming before the
night that has no dawn
🎼 I'm looking over
A short billed plover. That I've
never seen before🎵

nothing under her
sable coat, boss man's wife sent
my ardor soaring
The carrot loves you.
Now the trick is to make friends
with the big bad stick.

Albino lizard
Goes by the name of Blizzard
Slithers o're the land

Early mourn dream gap
I hear the boneyard dog howl.
Not now big bad hound.

belief in the flat
earth balanced on a radish
in the middle rules
When the acid rain
Makes the fields start to fizz
The plop plop should come
Let's start the bonfire
of the Vanities with the
number one hit. Pride


a gentle rooster
bursting sounds like an unsure
cock-a-doodle-doo
Quince will make you wince
No matter how fine you mince
Better off to smash
🎼I like to ride my
icicle 🎵 I like to ride
my ice. 🎶 😣Oof!!! Chilly🥶
In my cellular drive for entropy
Whether I like it or not
All things eventually rot
Consume
Eliminate
Reproduce
Maybe win a trophy
With a human face
For stacking things
On top of other things
Just trying to leave a trace
Poe smoking Raven?
Said the white rabbit de jour
Still nevermore sure

the tea has been spilled
relations have nicely chilled
the marriage was killed
Smell that. Love the smell
of Christmas in the morning!
It smells like....manger

why be clear when I
have so many English words
to obfuscate with

try to cut people
more slack than you are willing
to cut for yourself
all that slack just may make
the world seem a better place
best thing about low
expectations is that you've
given sufficient
slack already for almost
all things you'll meet on your way
now excuse me I
have some serious slacking
off planning for the
holiday season and the
new year's great expectations