Top Cat Scat

Itten bitten little kitten
have a herringbone
trombone with righteous timbre
to play a caterwauling concert.
Though it takes a lot to laugh,
It takes a train to cry.
So don’t squash that dwarf,
hand me the pliers.
Not a cat but a textbook
on how to tune a piano,
not tune a fish.
The confuse a cat
railroad trestle catastrophe
has gone big bada boom
and the Chattanooga choo choo
will never chuga chug again
Now that the pump don’t work
cause the vandals stole the handle
So look out kitty in
the cats in the cradle
with the silver spoon
All watched over
by machines of loving grace
perched above us
in the catbird seat
reading up on foliables
for feline domesticus
as the textbooks say
with a cornucopia
of tuneziz that croonziz
and phrases that payziz
that can haziz chezzburgerziz

Calling All Angles

ambientdread

No neck bauble bobble
Or woowoo bling blang
Crystals Quarts or shorts
Triangulation is my touchstone


No circles for me
They just go in circles
Parallelogram lines never meet
They just predictably cross each other


Trigon you crazy diamond
Polygon Octagon Tetragon
Pentagon Hexagon All be gone


Straight lines are an infinite bore
Don’t get me started on wavy lines

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Triangles are my only talisman

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So many angles
Obtuse angles
Reflex angles
Zero Acute Right Complete
Angles of our better nature


Everyone needs an angle
Deflection Reflection Tangents
Glorious avoidance at it’s finest
Universal Pyramid Scheme University
Motto is and always has been
Everything is okay until it isn’t

Yikegeist

Which is different from Friday neuroses… The word for today is neuroses. I once had a friend who said — possibly joking — that without neuroses, he’d have no personality. Create a post using this prompt. Photos, Artwork, Poetry, Short Story…the options are limitless and then link to this page. Please tag your post “RDP” […]

Friday! Neuroses!

if psychosis is
narcissistic neurosis
then today’s zeitgeist
would clearly be neurotic
in the time of psychosis

Still the One

I have not seen the Barbie movie
But I’m sure I’ll eventually peek
At Wes Anderson style meets Pepto Bismol
With twentieth century TV commercial reek
As comedy is the opposite of gravity
Movies are the antithesis of stillies
One stillie stacked on another stillie
Foundational element of any movie
I will savor each and every stillie
While I move on through this movie
Still Lifes of the American Scheme
The stuff of so many a broken dream