Having a Swale Ol’ Time

Kindling of A.I. origin
Falsehoods flame the main
Fan with boughs of balderdash
Smoke blinds a cache of cash
Murky waters mottle and schmooze
Senseless seekers still abuse
No amount of abluent cleanse
Will wash the historical lens
Cause where there is confusion
Money will be made in profusion
trickle to drizzle
downpour to monsoon gushed down
twixt lush fertile swale

Happy Monday!! The prompt for today is FAN. Create a post using this prompt. Photos, Artwork, Poetry, Short Story…the options are limitless and then link to this page. Please tag your post “RDP” and “Ragtag Daily Prompt”. Finally, don’t forget to read all the other wonderful posts. Need help with the pingback? You can find […]

RDP Monday: FAN

Wind Me Up

talk to text keeps us 
talking not typing staving
off wind deficit .
When everything brings joy
Nothing does
When nothing brings joy
Everything does

I’m beginning to realize I enjoy contradictions. How realize and realise are the same word, just different spellings. Oh, what a slap in the face to the spell correctors of the world. Oh, what joy I found in how many times I had to correct the spell correct to get it to realise that I typed what I typed because I meant what I typed.

Very happy Sunday and the Ragtag Daily Prompt is realize. Sol Duc came to a realization this morning. She realized that the buildings around us are houses and that different people and pets live in each one. Why do I think that? She went up the walkway to our neighbor’s house and sniffed all around. […]

RDP Sunday: realize

Brain Streaming

Something I heard in
Grammar School still sticks in my
brain. "That'll learn ya."

This is how my inner streaming stick rolls

Hardly Socratic
Often idiosyncratic
Sometimes bureaucratic
Can be dramatic
To overblown panic
Then in full tilt manic
Confused as Satanic
With a hint of tannic
Just erie Shamanic
No need to get frantic

This is what comes streaming out

Busboy asks patron,
"How long have the Olympic
Games been going on."
I reply uninvited
Two thousand five hundred years

A few chuckles from
the room. Then busboy says ,"I'm
sorry ma'am, what were
you saying?" My dates may be
off ,but I crack myself up.

This is why you can’t take me anywhere

The word for today is Dialogue. We need to talk. (haha) Photos, Artwork, Poetry, Short Story… Then link to this page. Please tag your post “RDP” and “Ragtag Daily Prompt”. Finally, don’t forget to read all the other wonderful posts. Need help with the pingback? You can find the instructions on the Ragtag Community About page.

RDP Friday! Dialogue!

The Good Blur

Shoes for Industry! Shoes for the Dead! – Firesign Theatre

Monday morning meaning has gone through many permutations through my days. From hope to dread. Trepidation to turpitude. Triumph to terror. Always a turning point highlighted by a calendar infused post industrial revolution angst about gain and loss, productivity and projections. The get some ethos of our time.

No longer just another day of existence, it was a morning where I stepped back into the world of commerce and played the role I had chosen, or was chosen for me, out of necessity to earn my daily bread by hook or by crook; as was glorified on the entertainment platforms and corporate shill magical moments; to make me want what I had been shown to really really need to be happy.

Yes, and I helped. Daily blur, became weekly blur, folding into yearly blur, cascading down through decades of blur. Just make it through another day so I could make it stop.

The good blur. The productivity blur. The compensated blur. The blurry blur.

Then I got a new role and worked evenings and weekends. Friday afternoon became my Monday morning, with all the same alchemical needs. Only later in the day, and frankly with much less stress. It was just a job and no longer a career. I could cruise on through the five day cattywampus week, with only daily task mapping to keep my steps to a minimum, and as a result, the pain to a minimum.

Now, with those calendar deadline days behind me, and aging into the time of life that medical care could not bankrupt me; I have distilled Mondays down to their essence into this haiku.

Sort

Monday morning sort.
What to do? What to read? What
to post on my feed?

Amen

Haiku Peek-a-boo

Once Upon A Time in an Attic

So I’m sitting at my desk which is nowhere near as nice a desk as the RDP prompt desk picture, and with nowhere as nice a view as the said desk has. Instead I will regale my RDP friends with the stale crusts of my week of #haikufeels prompts instead.

Threading the Needle

SECRETE
watch the vile bile
ooze out that a nation tried
to secrete away

COMB
Comb over? Not me.
Back of head solar panel
keeps me charged all day

HOPE
I have lots of hope
The cynic in me says nope
My hope on a rope

ARCH
time to wake up now
arch my back, reach for the sky
the good morning stretch

ROLL
let the hype roll on
foolish twaddle cash spew, no
hobgoblin minds changed

FUSE
Never confuse a
fuse with a circuit breaker.
Result would shock you.

JOURNAL
my journal entry
was this; "pulling the bestial
towards the celestial"

Overdrawn Again

I realize 
I have to reconcile
all the bounced emotional checks
that are stacked up
in my past
like planes
making a final approach
to O'Hare airport
on a holiday

having landed
I meander through
my conscious concourse to
where they have been placed
on my baggage to-do list carousel
to circulate around procrastinations drain
till the last possible moment
as overdraft fees take their toll
on my psyche
Photo by Markus Winkler on Pexels.com

A.I. Says

An absence can be
Painful Scarring Horrendous
Or very welcomed

Craiyon

I sometimes plug my haikus into this graphic engine to see just what it makes of my words and to give me insight into the world we are making aided by A. I. output. The results can go from sublime to horrifying. When I plugged this haiku into the engine it produced such disturbing results I chose not to subject the world to this A. I.’s algorithmic nightmares. After four batches of nine results it finally gave me this one, in my opinion, usable option. The first set was produced by entering a more user friendly woo woo trope, but even that put some A. I. darkness on display.

I also sometimes wonder how my words are skewing the data set.

me

Shine On


When I sit to meditate
I carefully try to radiate
Without words to intimidate
In spite of where I situate
Careful not to over inflate
Verbiage merely to saturate
Animal magnetism will infatuate
And unintentionally infuriate
Making it necessary to mitigate
Without appearing to subjugate
Intentions merely to intimate
That I'm just trying to relate
To precursors of my current fate
Craiyon

Bath

Sometimes you have to 
get out of the fantasy
bath and dry off with
the towel of reality.
No matter what. Don't Panic.

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The Guide says a towel “is the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have … you can wrap it around you for warmth … lie on it … use it as a sail on a mini-raft … wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat … wave it as a distress signal in emergencies … and of course use it to dry yourself off, if it still seems to be clean enough.”

The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy – Douglas Adams

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P.S. I write a tanka for a word prompt on Mastodon. Lo and behold, the RDP of the day is “galaxy”. Ain’t life grand 😁