Missing the days when Proclivity was precarious Precocious and pernicious Modus operandi moderation Modesty was magnanimous Raunchy rancor a rarity Raucous only in extremis As rapid crisis response To imminent ruination Not for mild irritations
Working in downtown Chicago of the nineteen eighties, I witnessed first hand the class warfare dujour. The jagged edge of the serrated social strata was clearly defined. You had your “fern bars”, where the yuppies (Young Urban Professionals) went. Then you had your tried and true old timey taverns, where the yuffies (Young Urban Failures) were known to gather. Both types of establishments were clustered together in or near The Loop
Pardon my gross generalizations, but I feel comfortable making that observation in hindsight. Then as in now, no faction has cornered the market on knuckleheads. Both groups grinding against each other in the serrated gears of commerce.
Late Friday Night Just turned nineteen That sweet spot in time The four years Beer and wine drinking age Dropped just in time Now legal for a change My now erstwhile crew Would roll into Scatscio's For a pitcher or two Plus a marginal pizza That left the roof of your mouth Burned but satisfied Hugo would tickle the ivories In this ersatz piano lounge My introduction to Adult late night entertainment Just about the time This song appeared On the FM radio playlist
Scatscio's was in A large frame house Transformed into A neighborhood lounge I don't remember Which of our crew discovered The pair of blue boxer shorts Under a square piece Of loose particle board Lying on the floor In the upstairs terlet
But for many years When going to hear Hugo For a quaff and a munch One of us was compelled To do the underpants check By lifting the board For a peek and a giggle The blue boxers stayed Silent and persistently present Under a particle board Lying on the floor Of the piano lounge terlet
Growing up in a household where the adults where born respectively in 1881, 1906, and 1916; this was not only high comedy but a self help recording. So stop whining, here’s some Merthiolate to put on your boo boo, and go back out to play. Don’t come back until the street lamps go on. The only onerous was on me.
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