forge my signature
was slime enough for me to
shut the marriage down
Tag: RDP
RDP Account In Arrears
1. Spirit in the Sky Sky Pilot
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2. MacArthur Park West coast panic in needle park
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3. A Whiter Shade of Pale Chroma Appropriation
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4. Crocodile Rock Chance the Snapper
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5. Run Don’t Walk
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6. Don’t it make your brown eyes blue Quotidian Morning Constitutional Achieved
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Fortunately
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7. Heaven can wait because the devil left the porch light on
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8. One night in Bangkok will require a cup with that athletic supporter
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9. I know him so well but I didn’t know about his mother
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10. Here comes the Sun. This message brought to you by the Vampiric Defense League
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Rumble in the Gumbo
I jumped on my high horse
Trustee, favorite fine mount
Pointed at others errant course
A regular self righteous fount
While spouting a toxic slurry
Full of media puke talking pouts
Full of flair and a fine flurry
Of shrill Banshee like shouts
Wallowing in my faux tone age
Having patience with no virtue
Spilling my sepia life rage
Leaving the taste of burnt roux
For all to rumble and gumbo about
Harsh Mistress
The Comfy Mind
Outside I am a crusty broken down bag of bones covered in wasting compostable organic matter seasoned with a variety of toxic and / or inert chemicals my lifetime on this planet has exposed me to or I have ingested willingly.
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But in my latibule I am a sleek deep purple polyhedron with ultra smooth sides meeting at multiple pleasingly beveled edges; all while plugged into the ether with my zircon encrusted umbilicus to communicate directly to proximity friendly receptive minds. It’s dark, cool, and immutably implausible in here, yet here I am.
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The Search for Stinky
ablution option
list: shower, bathe, or sponge bath.
All viable lest
we be Stinky. Good to the
last sniff. Never lost in crowds
A very special thank you to Writer Ravenclaw for Stinky inspiration
EverUnclear
Let me be unclear
Shout with courage to the eaves
and not acquiesce
To malign misdirection
of obtuse obfuscation
Biases Abound
eye witnesses are
not reliable because
human perception
is not only fungible
but highly tractable too
My Or-G.A.S.A.N.
Seems we are all drowning in advice.
Keep in mind a big chunk of that word is vice.
While forest bathing might be good for you, is showering your being with nefarious negative ions? Fear not. Negative ions are good for you too. Allegedly.
I have been urban bathing most of my life, except for a decade and a half residing in a more bucolic setting. Now I found that a bit too narrow of a bandwidth experience. In other words, I found my GASAN was not as rich out over yonder as the everything, everywhere, all at once particle flow of urban bathing. So I got my butt back to the city where I belong. Don’t get me wrong. I still enjoy a good negative ion pummeling from time to time in small doses. I get that molecular abuse when visiting the more pastoral settings that my city and my suburbs have on offer.
Mine. Mine. Mine.
So you can keep your negative ions because I much prefer doin’ the ….
My Advice
Take an electron. Leave an electron. But keep your filthy protons to yourself
me
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