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Recipe to turn a typical day
Into an atypical day:


Pour in your noggin
Monkey brain chatter
Lizard brain chatter
Right and left brain crosstalk
Add all your favorite savory
Cognitive biases and fallacies to taste
Fold in concentrated confirmation bias
Now fuel that with some chemicals
Prescribed or otherwise
Heat up with opinion of pundits dujour
Bring ingredients to a rolling boil
Now go do something
Even if it’s wrong


Viola!


Oopsie daisy. Just another typical day.
Well, that’s the way the cookie crumbles

Founding Pirates

When everyone is running a criminal enterprise, no one is. Land of the free. Home of the criminal enterprise. But pirates are old timey romanticized criminal enterprises. Still more recent, the Lincoln Park pirates here in sweet home Chicago.

🎶Weigh! Hey! Tow em away 🎶

Meanwhile let us all give thanks for those hours of pirated music, videos, and intellectual properties that still circulate the dark webs; while A.I. pirates everything in the world that you can possibly imagine.

Okay, now hold your tongue and say, “I was born on a pirate ship.”

Yo Ho Ho

Pierre LaFoote

Top Cat Scat

Itten bitten little kitten
have a herringbone
trombone with righteous timbre
to play a caterwauling concert.
Though it takes a lot to laugh,
It takes a train to cry.
So don’t squash that dwarf,
hand me the pliers.
Not a cat but a textbook
on how to tune a piano,
not tune a fish.
The confuse a cat
railroad trestle catastrophe
has gone big bada boom
and the Chattanooga choo choo
will never chuga chug again
Now that the pump don’t work
cause the vandals stole the handle
So look out kitty in
the cats in the cradle
with the silver spoon
All watched over
by machines of loving grace
perched above us
in the catbird seat
reading up on foliables
for feline domesticus
as the textbooks say
with a cornucopia
of tuneziz that croonziz
and phrases that payziz
that can haziz chezzburgerziz

Alley OOP

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Barglefloop floop
Floop
Floop floop
There’s some bots on the Internet that we all know
Barglefloop floop
Floop
Floop floop
Watch that tricky algorithm go man go
Barglefloop floop
Floop
Floop floop
Don’t need nothing but our human brain input
Barglefloop floop
Floop
Floop floop
This buggy A.I.’s name is Barglefloop
Barglefloop floop
Floop
Floop floop
Driven by human beings hidden foibles
Barglefloop floop
Floop
Floop floop
Games our gullible gulaliblity everyday
Barglefloop floop
Floop
Floop floop
Got a big heaping helping of computer power
Barglefloop floop
Floop
Floop floop
Infecting our cyber punk data by the hour
Barglefloop
Manipulating viral matrix time
Barglefloop
Fooling fools and the wise alike
Barglefloop
Crashing credible credibility
Look at that A.I. goooooo🎵

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