talking ’bout the Mu Mu

Fibbing Friday 29th September

1. Wedge Looks like a pair of tighty whities, pulled back over your scalp and forehead, with the front pulled over your chin. Improvised from traditional wedgie.

2. Mohican The last hair style you will ever wear

3. French Plait Looks like you’re wearing a serving of stinky cheese, snails, and wine on your head.

4. Pageboy Makes you look like Mr Philip Morris’s little friend

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5. Bouffant Aunt Bee’s real last name and precursor to her invention of the beehive hairstyle

6. Pixie Where the dandruff flakes fall like the dust of the fae

7. Bob Looks the same from the front to the back, aka Palindrome Cut

8. Crew Cut Wear only when you’re down with the crew crew talking ’bout the Mu Mu

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9. Buzz cut What to wear when you go to the moon and live in low gravity for infinity and beyond.

10. Bunches aka Cornucopia, Carmen MIranda’s horn of plenty turned over on your head.

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