Fibs Up Buttercup

1. How many years bad luck do you get if you break a mirror? Depends on how many facets it had to begin with.
2. What shouldn’t you walk under? The influence
3. Why are black cats crossing your path considered unlucky? Only The Shadow knows for sure
4. Why do we wear a wedding ring on the third finger of the left hand? Because you should always 🎼 pass the Kutchie ‘pon the left hand side🎵


5. Why is it unlucky to open an umbrella indoors? Because you could put somebody’s eye out with that.
6. Why do we cross our fingers for good luck? Same effect as crossing the beams with a Ghost Buster gizmo.
7 . Why do we throw some over our shoulder if we spill salt? To keep the wolves away.
8. Why is wearing green at a wedding considered unlucky? Because that’s the color the Leprechauns wear to their nuptials.
9. What is signified by itchy hands? The paradox of one hand scratching.
10. Why do we cover our mouths when we yawn? Because you never know what noxious naprapathy might flow out.

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