Bottom LIne:
I am replying to this Ragtag Daily Prompt from the comfort of my own home using a fancy adding machine that rests in the palm of my hand.
Put that in your electronic numerical integrator and crunch it
ENIAC
Taking what life throws at me one pitch at a time
A Scroll Threw Life 
The dryness of your humor knows no bounds. 🤣
I’ve come a long way from when my third grade teacher wrote “silly” in the comment section of the report card 🙃
Pffftt! They should see you now. 😉