The Daily Dread
Yesterday
Churn of diffusion
Invest in the confusion
Manic incursion
epoch exemplified
palpable pugnaciousness
puffery personified
measurable meanness
somnambulant stupidity
witless wackiness
decimated decency
hallmark hostilities
The signs of our times
rabbit resplendent
in shimmering vermillion
velveteen onesie
A Scroll Threw Life 
We would be billionaires if we had invested in the confusion. And in the hallmark hostilities. And he wonders about going to heaven? Get a clue, buddy.