1. Eunoia Country on the eastern border of Freedonia
2. Fika A score I ignore
3. Redamancy Eddie Redmayne’s filmography
4. Aliferous State of Alfie’s numerous amorous conquests
5. Peiskos Children in general
6. Querencia Questioning everything while answering nothing.
7. Metanoia Inability to play on, off, or sideways of the beat
8. Ataraxia When you meet a person you are attracted to you will likely have a short bout of this condition
9. Lagom The place I fished in as a child at Gompers Park
10. Apricity The gratitude I feel for the memories I have of fishing in Gompers Park lagom.
Cello Dolly
♩♪♩♬ ♬♩♪♩
hello cello with
your invisible “H” what
music you can make
Great Escape
escapism is
all well and good but it will
get you in the end
there is no escape
from the past but there is no
future there either
Inventions Child
Fibs Up Buttercup
1. How many years bad luck do you get if you break a mirror? Depends on how many facets it had to begin with.
2. What shouldn’t you walk under? The influence
3. Why are black cats crossing your path considered unlucky? Only The Shadow knows for sure
4. Why do we wear a wedding ring on the third finger of the left hand? Because you should always 🎼 pass the Kutchie ‘pon the left hand side🎵
5. Why is it unlucky to open an umbrella indoors? Because you could put somebody’s eye out with that.
6. Why do we cross our fingers for good luck? Same effect as crossing the beams with a Ghost Buster gizmo.
7 . Why do we throw some over our shoulder if we spill salt? To keep the wolves away.
8. Why is wearing green at a wedding considered unlucky? Because that’s the color the Leprechauns wear to their nuptials.
9. What is signified by itchy hands? The paradox of one hand scratching.
10. Why do we cover our mouths when we yawn? Because you never know what noxious naprapathy might flow out.
Rock Steady
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In the world I was born into
There were rules handed down
From all the people around
No moaning
No crying
No sniveling
Toughen up
Suck it up
Pick yourself up
No blood
No broken bone
No doctor needed
Shake it off
Walk it off
Don’t be a big baby
Nobody likes a whiner
Were they
Was I
Was the world
Off it’s rocker
Or on it?
Any Port In A Storm
The sun rises and I PORT into my fancy binary ciphering machine for my morning imPORT input stream. Download all the compiled dreams and extraneous bytes of the nonsense my fleshy skull soft drive gleaned through it’s sensor array the day before and collate that which may be imPORTant and that which can be ignored, with the disclaimer and knowledge that I do so at my own peril. When on the lookout PORT side it’s usually the starboard side that gets you. After exPORT I gather my PORTable combo cipher / adding machine and wander out to the PORT of Chicago for my morning sortie.
A Scroll Threw Life 