RDP Account In Arrears

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Fibbing Friday: 6th October

1. Spirit in the Sky Sky Pilot

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2. MacArthur Park West coast panic in needle park

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3. A Whiter Shade of Pale Chroma Appropriation

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4. Crocodile Rock Chance the Snapper

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5. Run Don’t Walk


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Friday! Quotidian!
My quotidian contributions to RDP are in arrears, so I offer up this combo platter today

6. Don’t it make your brown eyes blue Quotidian Morning Constitutional Achieved

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Fortunately

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7. Heaven can wait because the devil left the porch light on

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8. One night in Bangkok will require a cup with that athletic supporter

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9. I know him so well but I didn’t know about his mother

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10. Here comes the Sun. This message brought to you by the Vampiric Defense League

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Rumble in the Gumbo

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RDP SATURDAY: SEPIA
Craiyon

I jumped on my high horse
Trustee, favorite fine mount
Pointed at others errant course
A regular self righteous fount
While spouting a toxic slurry
Full of media puke talking pouts
Full of flair and a fine flurry
Of shrill Banshee like shouts
Wallowing in my faux tone age
Having patience with no virtue
Spilling my sepia life rage
Leaving the taste of burnt roux
For all to rumble and gumbo about

I’m Vibrating Here!

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The Friday Reminder and Prompt for #SoCS Sept. 30, 2023

Dinah Moe Hum was the first thing that jumped to my mind

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Now for those who call humbug; the second flash was, “She’s a humdinger. Folk singer.”

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Humming right along here….

BTW. I’m not just humming, I’m resonance tuning

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Hey! I’m vibrating here!

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Then there were the humbucker pickups on my good old Gibson SG

Believe me when I played no one hummed along, but I got penty requests to play, “Far Away.”

Ha. I was still so loud I rarely got far enough away.

Such is my humdrum life.

I think I am all hummed out. So I’ll mumble my way out

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talking ’bout the Mu Mu

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Fibbing Friday 29th September

1. Wedge Looks like a pair of tighty whities, pulled back over your scalp and forehead, with the front pulled over your chin. Improvised from traditional wedgie.

2. Mohican The last hair style you will ever wear

3. French Plait Looks like you’re wearing a serving of stinky cheese, snails, and wine on your head.

4. Pageboy Makes you look like Mr Philip Morris’s little friend

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5. Bouffant Aunt Bee’s real last name and precursor to her invention of the beehive hairstyle

6. Pixie Where the dandruff flakes fall like the dust of the fae

7. Bob Looks the same from the front to the back, aka Palindrome Cut

8. Crew Cut Wear only when you’re down with the crew crew talking ’bout the Mu Mu

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9. Buzz cut What to wear when you go to the moon and live in low gravity for infinity and beyond.

10. Bunches aka Cornucopia, Carmen MIranda’s horn of plenty turned over on your head.

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The Comfy Mind

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RDP Tuesday: Theodore, where’s Chippy?

Outside I am a crusty broken down bag of bones covered in wasting compostable organic matter seasoned with a variety of toxic and / or inert chemicals my lifetime on this planet has exposed me to or I have ingested willingly.

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But in my latibule I am a sleek deep purple polyhedron with ultra smooth sides meeting at multiple pleasingly beveled edges; all while plugged into the ether with my zircon encrusted umbilicus to communicate directly to proximity friendly receptive minds. It’s dark, cool, and immutably implausible in here, yet here I am.

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Craiyon

For Whom the Fib Tolls

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Fibbing Friday: 22nd September

1. The Parent Trap AKA Reproduction For Dummies
2. The Incredible Journey when I walk into a room and know exactly why I walked in there
3. Aladdin and his little teapot short and stout gave magic carpet rides (nudge nudge wink wink)
4. Mission Impossible More like MIssion (don’t try this at home) Improbable
5. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest But it was a boomerang so it came right back
6. The Wind in the Willows “It wasn’t me” frantically pointing at the dog.
7. Underworld Overworld and a 6 point spread
8. Legally Blonde Nope definitely an unreformed criminal bleach bottle raven haired wench
9. The Terminator even though the franchise keeps goin’ and goin’ and goin’…
10. The Love Bug was her pet name for STDs